If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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