I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Of course I have a pirate flag
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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