last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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