are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
