why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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