I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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