My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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