I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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