I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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