ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
So squirting runs in the family.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Randomize
