the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
