how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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