oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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