I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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