It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
Randomize
