yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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