so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
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