no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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