who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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