I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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