when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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