I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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