Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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