We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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