I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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