I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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