Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
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