Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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