Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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