dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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