Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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