i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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