vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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