So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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