I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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