LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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