why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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