Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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