if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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