But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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