sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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