Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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