Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
nutella sex= disaster
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
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