have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
then he tried to convert me to islam
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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