But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
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