That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Even my vagina gasped.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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