For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Girls should come with a carfax report
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
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Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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