i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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