Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
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