I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
