So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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