If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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