Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
cat food counts as protein by the way
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
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I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
