idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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