i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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