there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
I currently don't understand fingers.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
Randomize